Scoop Bogey reports:
Once again the inside story to what really happened on the 40th CGH.
This group continues to really impress. As a signal as to how things have changed over the years, the first night plans were abandoned so everyone could watch the Republican debate…that’s right…the debate. Pizza, wings and Donald Trump. The saddest part was everyone was fired up for it. I really mean that…fired up!! Hell, a couple of these idiots even wanted to watch the pre-debate debate. Rockin’ George Pataki! I swear Roman wore Rick Santorum pajamas…Wow!! Add to all this is the fact that Tommy is a screamin’ lib and had wet dreams (actually had them during the trip) of Hillary…it is disturbing. That’s why Roman left early…who wants to listen to all that moanin’…”Oh Hill, Oh Hill”. Nothing gets Tom hotter than those thighs! Challenged about his behavior Tommy responded, “ I did not have sex with that women…” (ahhhhh)
It got a little better on Thursday where the group hit this enormous sports bar. The chairman rallied to win the bowling tournament with something like 5 straight strikes. Who knew?? Speaking of a bowling ball, how about the winner that hooked up with us the following night. Every time the wind blew, you could hear the whistle. Hey Jeff, “Who composed the Nutcracker?”…if it were twenty years ago…he’d show her the “nutcracker”. That’s what I’m sayin’!!
All this highlights a simple question, Why PSL? The only thing down there is the loser Mets spring training facility. Ed Kranepool Blvd??
Who goes to PSL…especially after forty inches of rain!!?? Talking losers… Jimmy and Brian were looking for real estate. So Who picked this place? Da…Da…Daaaaa…It was Tommy!
Scoop Bogey investigated his emails (despite the server being scrubbed) and yes, Tommy did get a significant financial kick back. That’s the real answer!! The whole, “I got a friend down there” thing was a cover. Granted, that if Tommy was my friend (he’s not!) and he was coming to visit me (he wouldn’t be invited) I’d leave town as well. The whole weekend, the only thing I could think was, I hope that Tommy doesn’t win again or we’ll be in Pembroke Pines for the Hat next year. Jeez!!
Thank God all those thoughts of Hillary F***ed up his golf game. Whew…dodged that bullet!