4 days with the 7 losers who still have the stones to come. While I think it’s cool that they still come…what’s with the others? What else could they possibly have going that weekend? They must be polishing their poles while looking at Hillary videos. Granted some of the excuses are valid. David B was having breast reduction surgery…Roman was filling out the ppwk to transfer his son from Delbarton to Mahwah HS. Blane was at a Milo conference and Larry A had to service Big Popi one last time.
The truth is they weren’t really missed. After all…Tim was there! Yes Tim the esteemed British psychiatrist. He came only to do research on his next psychiatry book “ The Mental State of a F**ked Up Golfers Mind”. I actually saw some of the notes he made on this year’s participants.
Eric…egomaniac…actually thinks he’s in charge of something important.
Jeff the champ…cheater, drug user…high on epinephrine the whole weekend…cost him $6000.
Joe…defending champ?...choker…how did he win last year
Brain…brother in-law…sister has bigger b….
Jimmy…will need more time…lots more…a lifetime…”passed on the p…y”
Tommy…throws lefty, swings lefty…liberal (no course of treatment will ever be effective to cure that affliction)
Well that’s some nice commentary from the guy who ”bolloxed things up” on the penultimate hole. Couldn’t beat the “hacks” and is trashing us? Maybe he should have also “passed on the p***y” as well.
Some mental health professional he is!!
The mere fact that a psychiatrist was a contender says everything about this year’s field…yeesh!