Dateline: Beneath rubble in Gaza
Scientists claim that if the world were to be destroyed in the event of nuclear destruction that only cockroaches would survive.
Despite chairman Fishman trying to silence me by closing the website and going to something he calls “faceybook”, I have survived!
And get this, THE WEBSITE IS RETURNING.
That’s right, www.covetedgreenhat.com is up and running.
I have been reborn, able again to tell the real truth of this annual golf slog we call the Green Hat.
I send this out as a notice, a warning to lose twenty pounds, purchase Rogaine and buy a new driver before this year’s event
This WILL get ugly!
So I hear that the fat, bald and old are going to Vegas…ah yes, “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”.
Trust me in advance…boring should stay in Vegas!...being in bed by 10pm should stay in Vegas!...tickets to a BTO cover band should stay in Vegas…triple digit scores should stay in Vegas!
Wow wow…sounds like real fun!
I’ll “see” you there